rabioheab:

dear diary,

i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon. 

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck